Oct 10 2006

Now for two blond jokes

Why do blond women have bruised navels?

Because blond men are dumb too.

Two blonds walk into a building–

You’d think one would have seen it coming?

6 comments on “Now for two blond jokes”

Granny

October 11, 2006 @ 6:43 am

Funny.

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Turtle Guy

October 13, 2006 @ 12:06 am

Hey, I wrote that one!

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Sarah Elaine

October 13, 2006 @ 2:26 am

Ouch!

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Janice

October 13, 2006 @ 7:05 am

Hi Ann, Dave, and Sarah,

Thank you for your comments, and I hope you enjoyed the jokes. And my apologise to anyone who is blond. I was tring for levity not insult.

Lady Janice~

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Jeanette

October 13, 2006 @ 2:02 pm

Hi Janice
Had a laugh

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Janice

October 14, 2006 @ 6:50 am

Hi Jeannette,

I’m glad you did laugh.

Lady Jan~

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