Thirteen ways Trick-or-treating is better than sex:
1. You are guaranteed a little in the sack.
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2. If you get tired you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
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3. Uglier you look the easier it is to get some.
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4. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you some.
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5. You’re guaranteed to get something sweet at the end of the night.
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6. It okay when the other person fantasias that you are someone else, because you are.
7. 20 years from now you’ll still like candy.
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8. It’s okay if your spouse knows you’re doing it with others.
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9. If you don’t like what you get, you can go next door.
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10. You can do it in a group.
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11. It doesn’t matter if your kids hear you moaning and groaning.
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12. Less guilt the morning after.
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13. You can do the whole neighborhood.
Writers like me sometimes add horror or suspense elements into their Romance story line. And in honor of Halloween, which is just around the corner, here are thirteen nerve racking descriptions off the top of my head.
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Janice Seagraves, Author 