
1. You are guaranteed a little in the sack.
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2. If you get tired you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
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3. Uglier you look the easier it is to get some.
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4. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you some.
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5. You’re guaranteed to get something sweet at the end of the night.
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6. It okay when the other person fantasias that you are someone else, because you are.
7. 20 years from now you’ll still like candy.
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8. It’s okay if your spouse knows you’re doing it with others.
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9. If you don’t like what you get, you can go next door.
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10. You can do it in a group.
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11. It doesn’t matter if your kids hear you moaning and groaning.
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12. Less guilt the morning after.
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13. You can do the whole neighborhood.
LOL – love it! Sounds good to me. 🙂
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Hi Shelley,
And a good excuse to get exercise on Halloween night.
Janice~
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LOL!!! I love it (and so true too)! Happy Thursday!
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Hi Stephanie,
I’m glad you like it.
Happy TT.
Janice~
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I’m not convinced of #12. I think the guilt may run higher for indulgence in my Halloween spoils.
But otherwise… right on. lol.
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Hi Elise,
Yeah, your right if you over eat candy.
Happy TT.
Janice~
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I love it! Those are cute. Trick or treating for adults is a good idea….:)
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Hi Yvette,
I think we should start a trend, it’ll make us feel like a kid again.
Happy TT.
Janice~
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Funny list! Happy Halloween!
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Hi Heather,
I’m glad you found it funny.
Happy TT.
Janice~
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I don’t know. If you’re really naughty….
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